Condom Company Releases Statistics On Which States Have The Biggest Penis Sizes (Where Does Your State Rank?)
First off, let me say my home state got bumped up two spots just because I live there Lmao.
Here’s what their saying:
America’s first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation’s penises.
So just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world’s first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data.
“These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy.” says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. “After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men’s privacy is our utmost concern, and we’re interested only in the statistics, and not who’s who! But the data itself is pretty interesting.”
Here are some highlights from their study followed by a list of the top ranking states:
- Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
- Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
- Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
- Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
- Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
- Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!
- Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
- Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length
Top ranking states.
- New Hampshire
- New York
- New Mexico
- South Dakota
- Rhode Island
- New Jersey
- North Dakota
- North Carolina
- South Carolina
- West Virginia